Notable Comment: Many of the posters felt this article could have easily been a "10 list" and as evidence of both this claim, as well as our suspicion that no one actually reads these articles, suggestions included Oscar Wilde, Hitler, and Lando Calrissian.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
6 Singers Who Are Mistaken About Their Raw Sexuality
Is Maroon 5's Adam Levine a modern sex symbol or does he look, (at best) interesting looking and, (at worst), kind of like a lizard/lesbian hybrid? You decide!
(Actually, we already decided. He's totally the "Lizbian.")
Notable Comment: Thickener makes the bold claim that Beyonce isn't attractive and that Jay-Z's music is "stupid." We have never more passionately disagreed with any one comment in the history of this site, and we'd like to make it clear that the thoughts/opinions of posters, (especially Tthickener), do not represent those of the Cracked editorial staff. If Beyonce wanted to further discuss this matter over dinner or, perhaps, some light boning, or if Mr. Z would like to give Cracked a special shout out on his next album to let us know that we're all cool, we would totally be open to that.
WE SUCK AT NINTENDO!
The 10 Most Irritatingly Impossible Old School Video Games
Remember the good old days? Playing games like Mike Tyson's Punch- Out, where you worked your way up fighting increasingly difficult opponents and wasting your entire god damn Saturday, (possibly your entire god damn childhood), only to lose to Tyson and collapse into a puddle of embarrassment and urine? Do you remember those fucking days? What kind of life was that?