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12/7/07: News on Cracked: Kiefer Sutherland, the CIA, the FDA, and the Week in Douchebaggery

By CRACKED Staff
The Week in Douchebaggery, plus Kiefer Sutherland, the CIA, the FDA, and more in today's edition of the News on Cracked.



Previously on the News on Cracked:
Dec 6th: Interview w/ Bill Clinton, plus Mitt Romney, porn star Mary Carey, French erotica, and more!
Dec 5th: Britney Spears fan videos, sex store robbery, and OJ Simpson
Dec 4th: Don Imus, Smart Chimps, and Presidential Election Politics
Dec 3rd: Michael Jackson, NASA, Paris Hilton, and Mentos
Nov 30th: Disney World, Science's Latest Discoveries,
and the Week in Douchebaggery

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