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  • Real Name: zookeeper
  • Location: It feels like the fifth layer of hell...wait...nope, it's Iowa. My bad.
  • Member Since: February 8th, 2010 11:28 pm
  • Last Seen: June 3rd, 2010 10:13 pm
  • Personal tag line: One World.
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About zookeeper

For the past two-months I have been working for a research group that studies the effects of living with a paper bag on your face 24-hours a day. But I haven't seen a paycheck yet. And my neighbors are starting to look at me weird. So...I'm not really sure what the deal is.


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