victicious

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  • Real Name: victicious
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: October 12th, 2007
  • Last Seen: April 20th, 2009 1:03 pm
  • Personal tag line: chicken good
  • Message board posts: 6

About victicious

I had a dream when I was younger that I might one day grow up and drive an ice cream truck faster than kids can run. Alas, it was not to be, some of them *could* run as fast as I drove....so I ran them over. Stupid bastards, that'll teach 'em!

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