Favorite authors: George Saunders, George Orwell, Karen Russell, Joshua Mohr, Richard Matheson, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, JD Salinger, Chuck Palahniuk, Skip Horack, Jack London, me.
Favorite soda: Dr. Pepper
It's 23 fucking flavors.
Can you even THINK of 23 different flavors?
No, you can't.
But Dr. Pepper can.
He has a degree in flavorcology.
You know what that is?
NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.
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