unfromcool

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  • Real Name: Warren
  • Location: Clayton, CA
  • Member Since: November 27th, 2008
  • Last Seen: October 20th, 2014 11:04 am
  • Personal tag line: These are the jokes, people.
  • Message board posts: 7

About unfromcool

Favorite authors: George Saunders, George Orwell, Karen Russell, Joshua Mohr, Richard Matheson, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, JD Salinger, Chuck Palahniuk, Skip Horack, Jack London, me.

Favorite soda: Dr. Pepper

It's 23 fucking flavors.

23.

Can you even THINK of 23 different flavors?

No, you can't.

But Dr. Pepper can.

He has a degree in flavorcology.

You know what that is?

NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.




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