unfromcool

Clayton, CA

Real Name:

Warren

Member Since:

November 27, 2008

About Me

Favorite authors: George Saunders, George Orwell, Karen Russell, Joshua Mohr, Richard Matheson, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, JD Salinger, Chuck Palahniuk, Skip Horack, Jack London, me.

Favorite soda: Dr. Pepper

It's 23 fucking flavors.

23.

Can you even THINK of 23 different flavors?

No, you can't.

But Dr. Pepper can.

He has a degree in flavorcology.

You know what that is?

NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.