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  • Real Name: Hanchi Jordan
  • Location: Where ever I feel like residing at the time
  • Member Since: December 23rd, 2008
  • Last Seen: August 4th, 2009 9:36 pm
  • Personal tag line: May the schwartz be with you.
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I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy fighting crime with the power of DANCE!


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