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  • Real Name: Clinton J. Boomer
  • Location: Macomb, IL
  • Member Since: October 13th, 2009 03:20 am
  • Last Seen: December 2nd, 2016 11:49 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'M out of armor? No, YOU'RE out of armor! This whole damn COURTROOM is out of armor! Whoop-whoop-whoop!
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About thatboomerkid

I'm a bartender and a professional writer.

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