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  • Real Name: Tyler Johnson
  • Location: Virginia Beach, Va
  • Member Since: June 1st, 2012 03:35 pm
  • Last Seen: February 25th, 2015 02:12 pm
  • Personal tag line: I don't always ____, but when I do, I ____.
  • Message board posts: 2

About syrupymotherlik

I gave birth to myself. I am living, everything else is dead. Time does not affect me. I have climbed every mountain...twice. I do not seek greatness, greatness seeks me. I am fluent in 27 languages. I fought Chuck Norris and won. Children respect and fear me equally. I can get a girl pregnant with my voice. I was what Willis was talkin' bout. I have killed two of everything. If I were to punch you,you would thank me,if you were alive that is. Mosquitos refuse to bite me purely out of respect.
Fuck you I'm Awesome.


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