sweetalker

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  • Real Name: Sweetalker The Almighty
  • Location: On a sliding scale, somewhere between clever and indifferent
  • Member Since: November 27th, 2008 07:57 pm
  • Last Seen: September 12th, 2013 11:57 am
  • Personal tag line: WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE??!! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CLOTHES??!!
  • Message board posts: 21

About sweetalker

I'm whatsername, with the big mouth. Y'know, the one who drunk ya under the table last night and stole yer birdbath.


Lt._Venom (10/01/11 07:56 PM) "I never feared death, because she will invite me to her house eventually. But if somebody drags my ass to her house prematurely, I will be f*****g pissed."

liquidlightning (02/13/12 07:30 AM) "Exactly like that, except replace all the retarded parts with logic and common sense."

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