spemack

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  • Real Name: Cracked P. ILoveCrackedALotIngton
  • Location: Conservativeville
  • Member Since: January 9th, 2012
  • Last Seen: April 20th, 2014 12:47 pm
  • Personal tag line: I don't like commies, nor hippies.
  • Message board posts: 223
Election 2012

About spemack

Think of your typical Southern gentleman, imagine him as a frat boy, add a tour in Afghanistan and a political science degree and a healthy appreciation of history and and a love for literature, plus a robust appreciation for the Constitution, a love for small government conservatives, and America's interventionist foreign policies and throw a never ending desire for PBR in the mix and you have me.

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