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  • Real Name: smoore3591
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry! (But not really)
  • Member Since: June 14th, 2008 02:02 am
  • Last Seen: December 25th, 2009 10:45 pm
  • Personal tag line: I AM creative enough to have written a tag line, thank you very much.
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About smoore3591

Obviously, website, you don't care about my "About Me" as you had already written a mean-spirited (yet, admittedly witty) characteriztion for me. As I have never met you personally and you (assumingly) are not an all-knowing web site, this was done as a sarcastic joke at my expense. Frankly, I'm offended. But, as I believe my "About Me" is of substantial length, I will cease talking about anything of importancein 3 seconds: 3...2...1... Well, why are you still reading? Don't you trust me? I promise, there won't be any more pertinent information about me in this paragraph. And yet you continue to read! Stop it now.


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