secks

kingman arizona

Real Name:

secks

Member Since:

December 23, 2008

About Me

June 10, 2009
I don't want to hurt anybody, but there are bigger things on the line here. The terminators are everywhere, and I know they're trying to kill me. Like yesterday for instance, when they sent one back in time that looked like my dad. He lunged for me, under the guise of what he called a "hug", but I knew better. I swiftly jabbed him in the ribs, then ran for the door. I must have hit some sort of weak spot in the machine, because he was on the ground letting out some sort of dial-up modem sound.
I then went to Wal-Mart and lifted a ski mask. I know it sounds wrong, but when I'm leading the resistance, I'm sure they'll forgive me.
I then used the ski mask and my sister's bat to rob Bank Street Guns. Yes, I'm using the "leader of the resistance" card again.
I then used the 12-gauge shotgun and the ski mask to rob radio shack for a laptop. That's what I'm blogging on right now. I figure that maybe I can use it to contact other members of the resistance. What other members you ask? Well...uh...I haven't exactly had uh...time to recruit anyone yet...but hey you guys, if you're on my facebook then uh...
Then I robbed McDonald's. Hey, I can't fight Cyberdyne on an empty stomach. I love these Mcdoubles.
I can't disclose my position right now but...man this starbucks chick is freaking staring at me. Hey she's kinda hott. I hope I won't have to kill her later.

Bobby Connor (Catchy?)


June 10, 2009
The Starbucks employee was a machine. I know, I'm as surprised as you are. And no, I don't mean some sort of sexual machine you weak-minded perverts, I mean a Cyberdyne metal and flesh killer. I had to neutralize her as soon as I realized what she was.
How could I tell, you ask? It's not hard to tell when somebody is a robot. Robots are cold and emotionless, so think of how a normal person would react with emotions, and a robot should do the exact opposite. Here, let me give you an example.
Starbucks girl: Bobby! Here's the drink you ordered.
Me: *THINKS: How does she know my name?* Oh thank you miss.
Starbucks girl: You're welcome. *Cold, fake smile*
Me: Hey uhh...you been working here long?
Starbucks girl: Three months.
Me: *THINKS: She answered awfully quick.* So uh...do you have a boyfriend?
Starbucks girl: Um...no...
Me: *THINKS: Hmmmm...she doesn't answer so quickly when it's about an emotional subject. Almost like she doesn't know how to answer...I had better whisper sweet nothings into her ear.*
Me: *Whispers sweet nothing*
Starbucks girl: Yeah um...no thanks.
Me: CYBORG! YOU CYBERDYNE PIECE OF METAL!
What followed were five very well executed shotgun blasts, neutralizing the machine and giving me time to run away.
Why haven't you heard of Cyberdyne you ask? Well, I'm not sure that you're asking, I'm just assuming.
Well it's obviously under the guise of another corporation. One that is in every aspect of our every day lives. What could that be? Well, I have a guess. And I'm sure you're thinking of it too.
Disney.

Bobby Connor (Seriously, do you think it will stick?)

P.S. What's up with Christian Bale playing me in Terminator Salvation? He's freaking nuts.


June 12, 2008
Well guys, I'd like to apologize for that last post. So what if he's crazy? Christian Bale is a wonderful actor. I mean, he's not my first pick to play me (I'm looking at you, Joaquin Phoenix!), but hey, I'll leave the casting to the casting directors.
I've decided to take a new approach to my battle with Cyberdyne, and I've been destroying every Disney-related merchandise I can find. It's mostly Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers posters/dolls/plastic guitars/lunch boxes/backpacks/keychains and the like, owned by annoying young girls. Wow, they're getting SUPER annoying. What's so great about stupid Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers anyway?
Well the merchandise is obviously high-tech tracking devices so that the young children can't hide from the machine onslaught. I'm also toying with the idea that it has brainwashing technology. I wouldn't be surprised. Disney will do any-freaking-thing...
Uh...I mean Cyberdyne.

Bobby Phoenix-Connor (Can you see the resemblance?)