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  • Real Name: Obama Calrissian
  • Location: Salt Lake City, UT
  • Member Since: October 17th, 2009 12:38 am
  • Last Seen: April 13th, 2015 02:28 pm
  • Personal tag line: Must not sleep. Must warn others.
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About rburrillo

Archaeologist and author. And some other stuff. Also I was diagnosed with Lyme disease just after I finished my first contribution to Cracked, but I'll be back in action soon...

I'm also a graduate student, so that eats away most of the time I would otherwise spend on more important life-goals like hiking, writing funny articles, or getting (more) laid.


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