Archaeologist and author. And some other stuff. Also I was diagnosed with Lyme disease just after I finished my first contribution to Cracked, but I'll be back in action soon...

I'm also a graduate student, so that eats away most of the time I would otherwise spend on more important life-goals like hiking, writing funny articles, or getting (more) laid.

Finally, I've got a blog: http://rattlesnakepoetry.blogspot.com/