prettylilzombie

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  • Real Name: prettylilzombie
  • Location: Billings MT
  • Member Since: June 30th, 2011
  • Last Seen: February 23rd, 2013 6:38 pm
  • Personal tag line: If brute force isn't solving your problem, you're not using enough of it.
  • Message board posts: 47

About prettylilzombie

So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again. Otherwise Samantha is gonna have to head down there and she will rain down an unGodly f*cking firestorm upon you. You're gonna have to call the f*cking United Nations and get a f*cking binding resolution to keep her from f*cking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherf*cker. Samantha will massacre you! SAMANTHA WILL F*CK YOU UP!

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