So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again. Otherwise Samantha is gonna have to head down there and she will rain down an unGodly f*cking firestorm upon you. You're gonna have to call the f*cking United Nations and get a f*cking binding resolution to keep her from f*cking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherf*cker. Samantha will massacre you! SAMANTHA WILL F*CK YOU UP!

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