petemclaux

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  • Real Name: peter mclaughlin
  • Location: Ireland
  • Member Since: February 2nd, 2009 08:06 am
  • Last Seen: August 14th, 2011 08:32 am
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About petemclaux

FACTS>>>>>>

when you die you go to the same place you were before you where born, nowhere.

if i flip a coin what is my chances of getin head?

HOBBIES>>>>

KYUSS, ORANGE GOBLIN, and recreational chemicals

ABOUT ME>>>>>>>

*FIRST HAND DEGREE IN MASTERBATING
*I BELEIVE THE WORLD IS FLAT
*IT WAS ME IN "ONE NIGHT IN PARIS"
*i LiKE switCHING beTWeEN caseS
* I SHOT JR (ALL FOR THE OIL)
* IM AGAINST EATING MEAT, SO IM VERY PHILOSOPHICAL WHEN I EAT IT.
*THERES NO JOB LIKE A BLOWJOB :)


QUOTES>>>>>>

"practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect, so why practice?" Hitler

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