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  • Real Name: nlstivers
  • Location: The last place you would ever think to look
  • Member Since: July 21st, 2009 11:50 pm
  • Last Seen: August 15th, 2016 09:46 am
  • Personal tag line: Now in life sze
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About nlstivers

I am a SWM , early 30's 4 foot 6, looking for a BBW to do some cosplay with. I will dress up as Johnny Storm and she can dress up as Galactus and try to engulf me. It will not be hard as I have little legs and can't run very fast, and wont. Friends say I look like a short John Holmes, just the ones who have seen me naked.


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