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  • Real Name: Tyson Sealock
  • Location: Omaha, NE
  • Member Since: September 27th, 2011 04:00 am
  • Last Seen: November 27th, 2016 09:35 am
  • Personal tag line: Leaving you perplexed since 1975.
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About musicalock

I'm a 36 year-old unemployed college dropout trying to make something out of my failed attempt at a B.A. in English. Beware, I'm very savvy with the pen. I like Indian food, hip-hop music, and girls with phat asses. I owe my education in the world of humor to The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Saturday Night Live and the BBC series Peepshow, and many more.


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