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  • Real Name: mlgumm
  • Location: Central Coast of CA
  • Member Since: January 27th, 2012 10:42 pm
  • Last Seen: February 26th, 2015 11:25 am
  • Personal tag line: Shooting at the moon? Lunacy!
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About mlgumm

Born and raised in a squat, dusty, little city with nothing to do, I discovered a love for storytelling at an early age.
Right now I'm finishing my senior year of highschool and preparing to go to a local community college for two years before I transfer to culinary school. By the time I've finished doing all that I hope to have finished the fantasy book I'm writing, and maybe even publish it.
Even if I don't though, I love writing and will continue to do it for fun in my free time.
On the off chance that I not only get published, but also become famous, I wouldlove to write a videogame for Bioware or an episode of Dr. Who.
I have a cat and a dog living with my mother and I. The cat is old, grumpy, and fat, but I love him to death. The dog's pretty okay, I guess. My mom's a cool chick, even when she's being neurotic.


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