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  • Real Name: Salty Banana
  • Location: French Canada
  • Member Since: December 31st, 2008 12:50 pm
  • Last Seen: September 19th, 2015 12:39 pm
  • Personal tag line: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
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About kid-avenger

Salty banana is a dashing tall man with sharp eyes. When he isn't winning you over with charm or wonderful humour he is usually deep in thought pondering things only men like him can think about.
Salty has a wide variety of interests which range from reading to photography to astronomy, medicine, ephebophilia, the Oxford comma, and many others. When not busy writing in the third person, Salty can be found drinking dangerous volumes of cola or watching TV (preferably both at the same time in the bathroom) but he also visits the internet daily and can be easily reached on his cellular phone.
Salty quick wit and warm charm have allow him to make friends easily and form tight connections well. More than often, he can sway people's opinions and attitudes with a quick word and a sharp grin. Due to his wonderous looks and quick wit (not to mention his amazing luck), everything tends to eventually work out for Salty requiring him to do little to no work.
Being an expert liar and cunning strategist, Salty tends to remain apathetic towards most things and keeps a cool head in the face of problems. Women tend to be naturally drawn to his charm and allure, allowing him to remain at the top rung of the social ladder. Success, intelligence and riches come easy to this king among men, who, with his nonchalant demeanour, certainly proves that, when it comes to humility and stealing quotes, he is the greatest.


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