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  • Real Name: D.C. Brooks
  • Location: Seattle, WA
  • Member Since: October 12th, 2010 11:33 pm
  • Last Seen: August 22nd, 2016 12:53 am
  • Personal tag line: I want my two dollars!
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About intoxipolitan

Howdy! I'm a blue-collar bohemian hedonist.
My major hobbies include hell raising, boat rocking, and reckless abandon; minor hobbies include but are not limited to fantastic voyages, neverending stories, and dancing with myself whoa oh oh oh. I enjoy waxing poetic, talking to strangers, playing devil's advocate, and occasionally drinking myself into comas.
I have a tendency to laugh too hard, especially at inappropriate times.

Here's an article I wrote about booze.


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