helios

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  • Real Name: helios
  • Location: AHHH! NOT THE FACE! ANYTHING BUT THE FACE!
  • Member Since: February 1st, 2008
  • Last Seen: February 9th, 2011 6:44 am
  • Personal tag line: If it's cold out, put it back in.
  • Message board posts: 0

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I love lamp.

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