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  • Real Name: flask
  • Location: New Hampshire
  • Member Since: April 9th, 2008 11:03 am
  • Last Seen: May 29th, 2008 09:43 am
  • Personal tag line: Mmmm... phallic!
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About flask

I'm currently writing the novel-that-will-never-be-published, and can kill a man with my eyes.
I also run the vaguely popular blog "A Thousand Monkeys Fighting Over One Typewriter".


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