fearofthebean

Ireland ?

Real Name:

fearofthebean

Member Since:

October 26, 2011

About Me

I was born at some point, surely. Twirling a paint brush like a baton, i walsed out of my mothers vagina compartment. Having already implied i had room to do so, its fair to say i am the bastard child of a whore. Nah, shes cool.

Im easy on the eyes, and ill clean the stains off my sheets before you call. That about says it all, or a little more than appropriate.

Im a pretentious art student with a penchant for flotsam and jetsam, and other nautical fun.