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  • Real Name: ess
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  • Member Since: November 20th, 2007
  • Last Seen: July 24th, 2008 11:43 pm
  • Personal tag line: www.fuck_crest_toothpaste.com
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"... for their patients who chew gum." is a HUGE caveat. Do not let Crest Toothpaste ads lead you to believe that 80% of all Dentists recommend you chew their gum. They merely recommend it for those patients who are already chewing it.

If you are not already a habitual gum chewer, I don't recommend you become one.

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