emperor_lump

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  • Real Name: emperor_lump
  • Location: Hercules' Grave
  • Member Since: February 10th, 2010
  • Last Seen: May 10th, 2013 8:55 am
  • Personal tag line: Lump!
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Emperor lump enjoys eating books to gain the knowledge inside. Emperor lump screams at frequencies only porpoises can hear. Emperor lump decides who cut the cheese. Emperor lump types with one finger at 332 wpm. Emperor lump plays goalie. Emperor lump thinks China should "watch its mouth." Emperor lump rolls with the punches.

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