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  • Real Name: emperor_lump
  • Location: Hercules' Grave
  • Member Since: February 10th, 2010 11:17 am
  • Last Seen: May 10th, 2013 08:55 am
  • Personal tag line: Lump!
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About emperor_lump

Emperor lump enjoys eating books to gain the knowledge inside. Emperor lump screams at frequencies only porpoises can hear. Emperor lump decides who cut the cheese. Emperor lump types with one finger at 332 wpm. Emperor lump plays goalie. Emperor lump thinks China should "watch its mouth." Emperor lump rolls with the punches.


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