elvisjulep

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  • Real Name: elvisjulep
  • Location: Mississippi
  • Member Since: October 23rd, 2007
  • Last Seen: April 15th, 2014 8:09 pm
  • Personal tag line: Children, please.
  • Message board posts: 51
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About elvisjulep

"To busy oneself with what is futile when one can do something useful, to attend to what is simple when one has the mettle to attempt what is difficult, is to strip talent of its dignity. It is a sin not to do what one is capable of doing." - Jos� Mart�

"I'm a grup." - Bill Shatner

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