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  • Real Name: Tom Reimann
  • Location: under your bed
  • Member Since: September 4th, 2008 07:27 am
  • Last Seen: August 4th, 2016 12:47 pm
  • Personal tag line: Part man. Part machine. All cop.
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About chickenface

I am an editor at and the author of Stitches (available on Amazon!). I write things and play music at Follow me to freedom on Twitter @startthemachine.




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