cannonflyblows

I haven't provided a location, gorilla-face!

Real Name:

cannonflyblows

Member Since:

July 09, 2010

About Me

I truly despise my girlfriend. This was the sole purpose of my joining this site and, god willing, will manifest itself in everything i contribute. My goal will be to create a help column of sorts in the sense that the help you require involves how-to tips on hanging yourself with your own intestines after your most recent 'discussion' with the sickle-wielding sociopath you agreed to share a bed with. There's a lot of sarcasm and satire on this site, but not nearly enough miserable, 'thank dear sweet Quetzalcoatl its not me' pointing and laughing going on. My mission is to remedy this as only 6 years of soul crushing disappointment can. Heres to the fairer sex, enjoy!