burkgirl

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  • Real Name: burkgirl
  • Location: NYC
  • Member Since: July 25th, 2009
  • Last Seen: April 22nd, 2010 11:01 pm
  • Personal tag line: All these blankets have saved my life.
  • Message board posts: 0

About burkgirl

Popularized such phrases as "The buck stops here" and "If you can't stand the heat, you better get out of the kitchen." Nicknamed the "Austrian Oak" and the "Styrian Oak" during her bodybuilding days. Introduced the concept of "auditing," a two-person question-and-answer therapy that focuses on painful memories, referred to as "engrams." Most recently arrested for indecent exposure in an adult theater in Sarasota, Florida.

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