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  • Real Name: blemm
  • Location: Oregon, USA
  • Member Since: December 23rd, 2005 04:16 am
  • Last Seen: August 18th, 2016 09:28 pm
  • Personal tag line: Effervescent Awesome
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About blemm

Hi, I'm a semi-cybernetic suited, secret agent super-hero, space-cowboy from a past future who bombs around in a state-of-the-art old-junker spaceship, womanizing women and always ending up in the wrong place at the right time or the right place at the wrong time - depending on your perspective - all while fighting to save the universe from a plague of super-undead vampire-robots with my lifelong friends, my trusty plasma-bolt six-shooters and my lightning-laser wrist sword when, really, I just want to find my way home.


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