I've looked high in every photo ever taken of me since the age of 11. i like tuna pizzas. i like ur mom jokes and every now and then a ur face joke. i only wear skate shoes and i never wear dresses. one time i was pregnant, then i ran into a tailgate, now im a lesbain. i was never pregnant, but i was always a lesbian. i drive an audi because apparently im ballin, or so i've been told.

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