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  • Real Name: astaroth
  • Location: land of mordor
  • Member Since: April 7th, 2008 01:43 pm
  • Last Seen: August 14th, 2012 01:40 am
  • Personal tag line: ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Message board posts

About astaroth

i astaroth from the land of mordor pronounce you assassin of the damned. do you accept the terms that you are really not alive and just a figment of everyones imagination. accept now or DIE!!!!!!!!!!


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