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  • Real Name: Ariane
  • Location: Here. Now. IN YOUR FACE!
  • Member Since: January 23rd, 2008 03:03 pm
  • Last Seen: April 3rd, 2009 03:36 pm
  • Personal tag line: paper CAN'T beat rock. Thats fucked up. in my version...rock shakes paper's skinny ass off its back and eats it alive or beats it to death...depending on whether its an even or odd day.
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About ariane

basically... i can be described in three words:
Hugh Jackman.
I would write more, but i am too busy masturbating while thinking about hugh jackman.


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