ariane

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  • Real Name: Ariane
  • Location: Here. Now. IN YOUR FACE!
  • Member Since: January 23rd, 2008
  • Last Seen: April 3rd, 2009 3:36 pm
  • Personal tag line: paper CAN'T beat rock. Thats fucked up. in my version...rock shakes paper's skinny ass off its back and eats it alive or beats it to death...depending on whether its an even or odd day.
  • Message board posts: 76

About ariane

basically... i can be described in three words:
music
reading
Hugh Jackman.
I would write more, but i am too busy masturbating while thinking about hugh jackman.

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