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  • Real Name: Jeff Wainwright
  • Location: In your moms bed
  • Member Since: January 16th, 2011 01:57 pm
  • Last Seen: December 15th, 2015 01:49 pm
  • Personal tag line: My most comfortable position is in my underwear with potato chips near my crotch
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About alchemylord

I was born a poor white boy with one testicle. But none of that is important now that I'm an adult (Still have one testicle). I enjoy the simple things sunsets,walks on the beach, sacrificing virgins, and cupcakes. I generally spend most of my time on the internet looking at porn. I mean looking up kittens doing cute things. Yeah not porn that would be gross.


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