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  • Real Name: Zombiecest
  • Location: Wonderland
  • Member Since: October 20th, 2009 02:06 pm
  • Last Seen: February 15th, 2010 12:03 pm
  • Personal tag line: "Lower your retractor plating," Lockdown ordered. "Don't worry. You'll like it."
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About Zombiecest

I'm an eighteen year old girl. No, I won't show you my tits, you dirty old men reading this. I live in the asshole of the USA, aka Lubbock, TX, and I'm a college student. I'm originally from Canada, which is apparently some kind of crime in Texas. I don't care much for people who are hypocrites or intolerant. I'm pretty chill, though, so hit me up if you want. I don't bite.

And yes. My tagline is Transformers porn. Thanks for asking. ;D


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