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  • Real Name: Jack
  • Location: Ephrata, PA
  • Member Since: October 7th, 2008 06:55 pm
  • Last Seen: June 17th, 2015 06:36 pm
  • Personal tag line: Groucho Marx is my co-pilot.
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About Wolfmach

I work with juvenile sexual offenders. Meaning I treat them, not work to help them... nevermind. I am a happily married man who loves humor and am probably one of the people who remembers Crazy magazine. The carefree days where your choice was between Alfred E. Newman, Sylvester the Janitor, and Obnoxio the Clown, and which bunch of schmucks would get your dollar. Kind of like iTunes.


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