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  • Real Name: Werewolfblitzer
  • Location: The Situation Room
  • Member Since: February 16th, 2010 12:25 pm
  • Last Seen: July 31st, 2011 04:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: I call my penis "the Cock Ness Monster." ...because it doesn't exist.
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About Werewolfblitzer

Putting up Craptions wins on your profile is like putting your Little League trophy for participation on the mantle... you were still molested by Coach Lieberstein anyway.

1st Craptions Win (10/12/10): http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1737
2nd Craptions Win (10/19/10): http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1744


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