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  • Real Name: Drew M
  • Location: The land of gay milk and hasch honey.
  • Member Since: August 16th, 2010 09:08 pm
  • Last Seen: April 24th, 2016 02:12 am
  • Personal tag line: God is love, love is blind, I am blind. I=GOD!
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About Waltonsimons

I'm 24. I love technology, and it loves me. Politically, I demand Congress allow me to buy all the discount rocket launchers and heat-seeking missiles I can afford on the open market so that I can violently depose them, whereupon I shall usher in a golden age of gay marriages, legal drugs and way cool holidays like steak and blowjob day. Religiously, I believe in God and routinely call him a dick for taking Douglas Adams but keeping Cheney alive. Not sure what else you need to know about me but feel free to ask, in that case. I don't bight. Unless you have tits. And even then not very hard.


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