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  • Real Name: i wish it were Frank
  • Location: Bowie, MD
  • Member Since: November 12th, 2007 03:56 pm
  • Last Seen: June 29th, 2009 02:37 pm
  • Personal tag line: where have all the pay phones gone?
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i was delivering pizzas once to a church. when i showed up 15 minutes late, one of the old church bitties asked what took so long. "yeah, sorry bout that", i said, "i got lost so i pulled over and prayed to Jesus for guidance."

...they didnt tip me :(


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