When I am not posing as a mild-mannered and ill-tempered programmer, I am punching internet boredom in the junk with science. Where can you find this crime-fighting hilarity? Observe:

I have a site, not necessarily dedicated to zombies, but it's named after zombies. And pork chops. I guess the brains are applesauce? Swing by, I mix interesting facts with an obnoxious amount of sarcasm.
http://zombiechops.com

Twitter; I tweet easily once or twice every 3 months. Will I tweet today? Follow me, I might say something awesome!
http://twitter.com/#!/vodstok

I have written some less funny stuff for a Green Tech site, here:
http://revmodo.com/

And if you would like to read more sciencey, Cracked-type stuff from me, I have a site:
http://zombiechops.com/

It's great, I swear.

I also have a Tumblr, which is like The Onion, OF SCIENCE!
http://scitechgadget.tumblr.com/


I do my best not to humiliate my beautiful wife, kid and 3 dogs, but I am much better at being funny. Sorry honey.

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