When I am not posing as a mild-mannered and ill-tempered programmer, I am punching internet boredom in the junk with science. Where can you find this crime-fighting hilarity? Observe:
Twitter; My twitter feed is an endless stream of awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "ridiculous bullshit" follow at your own risk.
I also write for Man Cave Daily:
See what I look like when not in bird form (and I only smoke sausages)
I also have a Tumblr, which is like The Onion, OF SCIENCE!
I also have another Tumblr where I explore UFOs, Paranormal things and cryptozoological stuff:
And if you would like to read more sciencey, Cracked-type stuff from me, I have a site:
It's great, I swear.
I also have a serial over on Jukepop. It's not funny, but I wasn't trying to be. *Cough*