When I am not posing as a mild-mannered and ill-tempered programmer, I am punching internet boredom in the junk with science. Where can you find this crime-fighting hilarity? Observe:

Twitter; I tweet easily once or twice every 3 months. Will I tweet today? Follow me, I might say something awesome!
http://twitter.com/#!/vodstok

I blog here:
http://daofs.blogspot.com/
I ponder the metaphysical, quantum theory, and other deeply scientific and philosophical things. I also use the word "Fuck" a lot. Like, a whole lot.

My writing saved the lives of several nuns and babies at Funnycrave:
http://funnycrave.com/author/david-dietle/
The nuns and babies who died in the blast were evil anyway.

I wrote a novel in 2010. Despite linking it in several articles, it has not been made into a movie yet. Make of that what you will.
http://shorty-novel.blogspot.com/2010/11/chapter-1-beer-robots-and-past.html

Before I was funny, I wrote here:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/135373/david.html

And I have also written for a lesser known comedy site that published some stuff of mine. Read them out of pity, they need the views:
http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok


I do my best not to humiliate my beautiful wife, kid and 3 dogs, but I am much better at being funny. Sorry honey.

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