Vodstok

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  • Real Name: Dietle
  • Location: No place interesting (NH)
  • Member Since: October 13th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 4:43 pm
  • Personal tag line: I have no idea who this 'Jim' is, but his laws suck.
  • Message board posts: 7,347

About Vodstok

When I am not posing as a mild-mannered and ill-tempered programmer, I am punching internet boredom in the junk with science. Where can you find this crime-fighting hilarity? Observe:

I have a site, not necessarily dedicated to zombies, but it's named after zombies. And pork chops. I guess the brains are applesauce? Swing by, I mix interesting facts with an obnoxious amount of sarcasm.
http://zombiechops.com

Twitter; I tweet easily once or twice every 3 months. Will I tweet today? Follow me, I might say something awesome!
http://twitter.com/#!/vodstok

I have written some less funny stuff for a Green Tech site, here:
http://revmodo.com/

And if you would like to read more sciencey, Cracked-type stuff from me, I have a site:
http://zombiechops.com/

It's great, I swear.

I also have a Tumblr, which is like The Onion, OF SCIENCE!
http://scitechgadget.tumblr.com/


I do my best not to humiliate my beautiful wife, kid and 3 dogs, but I am much better at being funny. Sorry honey.

Articles

  1. 15 Animals You Won’t Believe Aren't Photoshopped
    By: | | 1,243,957 views
  2. 5 Adorable Animals That Are Turning to the Dark Side
    By: | | 1,008,037 views
  3. 6 Terrifying Ways Crows Are Way Smarter Than You Think
    By: | | 2,033,775 views
  4. 10 Creepy Plants That Shouldn't Exist
    By: | | 3,090,813 views
  5. 5 Ways Science Could Make Us Immortal
    By: | | 792,347 views
  6. Alien: A Film Franchise Based Entirely on Rape
    By: | | 500,044 views
  7. The TIE Fighter Pilot Who Saved The Day in 'Star Wars'
    By: | | 442,546 views
  8. The 5 Ballsiest Ways Man Has Replaced Nature
    By: | | 1,062,557 views
  9. 6 Terrifying Diseases That Science Can't Explain
    By: | | 2,522,665 views
  10. 6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From
    By: | | 1,888,016 views
  11. 6 Things Your Body Does Every Day (That Can Destroy You)
    By: | | 2,092,613 views
  12. 6 Man-Made Natural Disasters Just Waiting to Happen
    By: | | 1,442,173 views
  13. 6 Tiny Things That Have Mind-Blowing Global Impacts
    By: | | 1,543,694 views
  14. 5 Ways The World Could End (You'd Never See Coming)
    By: | | 1,470,103 views
  15. 6 Creepy Animal Behaviors That Science Can't Explain
    By: | | 2,989,449 views
  16. 13 Real Animals Lifted Directly Out of Your Nightmares
    By: | | 3,407,837 views
  17. 6 Web How-To's That Are Apparently For Supervillains
    By: | | 1,280,932 views
  18. 7 Awesome Acts of Nature (That Science Can't Explain)
    By: | | 2,230,464 views
  19. 7 Terrifying Giant Versions of Disgusting Critters
    By: | | 1,786,885 views
  20. 5 Scientific Ways To Make Water Do Magic
    By: | | 1,531,717 views

Videos

Topics

  1. Half-Life
    By: , | | 69,983 views
  2. Iron Chef
    By: , | | 12,265 views
  3. South Park
    By: | | 32,136 views
  4. Portal
    By: | | 10,383 views
  5. Fast Food
    By: | | 73,095 views
  6. Necrophelia
    By: | | 13,412 views
  7. Bioshock
    By: | | 6,902 views
  8. Cannibalism
    By: | | 9,418 views
  9. Vegans
    By: | | 23,699 views
  10. Carbon Nanotubes
    By: | | 5,383 views
  11. Wal-mart
    By: | | 4,276 views
  12. Primates
    By: | | 25,055 views
  13. Are You Insane? A Helpful Chart
    By: | | 202,765 views
  14. Happy or Miserable? Charting Your Thanksgiving
    By: | | 168,732 views
  15. Nightmares
    By: | | 4,531 views
  16. Mushrooms
    By: | | 12,481 views
  17. Burgers
    By: | | 24,652 views
  18. Pizza
    By: | | 10,696 views
  19. Tofu
    By: | | 2,468 views
  20. Gourmet Food
    By: | | 36,671 views
  21. Buffets
    By: | | 2,393 views
  22. Chocolate
    By: | | 41,147 views
  23. Cthulhu
    By: | | 76,339 views
  24. Fear
    By: | | 2,528 views
  25. Clouds
    By: | | 2,066 views
  26. Butter
    By: | | 3,753 views
  27. Meat Eaters
    By: , | | 7,077 views
  28. Predators
    By: | | 5,858 views
  29. Horror
    By: | | 2,975 views
  30. Absinthe
    By: | | 3,331 views
  31. Carnivorous Plants
    By: | | 3,252 views
  32. Quake
    By: | | 7,405 views
  33. How RoboCop Solves Crime [FLOWCHART]
    By: | | 150,703 views
  34. The Force
    By: | | 39,760 views
  35. Jellyfish
    By: | | 4,100 views
  36. Spoilers
    By: | | 1,488 views
  37. Headsplosions
    By: | | 3,019 views
  38. Champagne
    By: | | 5,045 views
  39. Gunfights
    By: | | 2,875 views
  40. Sword Fights
    By: | | 6,692 views
  41. Exoplanets
    By: | | 1,136 views
  42. Sea Monsters
    By: | | 5,280 views
  43. Cryptozoology
    By: | | 8,917 views
  44. Tasers
    By: | | 1,419 views
  45. Duck Billed Platypus
    By: | | 5,984 views
  46. Mustelids
    By: | | 1,027 views
  47. Hyenas
    By: | | 1,383 views
  48. Terrifying Animal Hybrids Created by Nature [CHART]
    By: | | 362,502 views
  49. Fictional Corporations
    By: | | 1,592 views
  50. Weighted Companion Cube
    By: | | 1,851 views
  51. Wedge Antilles
    By: | | 20,608 views
  52. Nightmare Fuel
    By: | | 1,439 views

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