Via-Sol

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  • Real Name: Via Sol
  • Location: A little south of sanity.
  • Member Since: August 25th, 2008
  • Last Seen: July 8th, 2013 7:09 pm
  • Personal tag line: .__.
  • Message board posts: 0
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About Via-Sol

Just like the ancient Mesopotamians around 3100 I dwell on top of solid land, made mostly of rocks and dirt, located less than a dozen miles below the ozone layer. If one were to define an arbitrary position on the map 200 miles to the South-East of my current location, then it could be said that I live 200 miles North-West of that location.
I have access to both the internet and electricity. I enjoy various hobbies and/or sports and/or specific events that take place within both time and space in our dimension. Just like Stalin, Hitler, and every single crazed murdering dictator throughout history, I am composed almost entirely of water and carbon.

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