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  • Real Name: TheUnitedEmpire
  • Location: CANADA
  • Member Since: December 11th, 2008 02:44 pm
  • Last Seen: December 30th, 2012 08:24 pm
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About TheUnitedEmpire

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song.


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