Sporkicus

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  • Real Name: Ari
  • Location: New York
  • Member Since: October 9th, 2008
  • Last Seen: July 3rd, 2010 1:47 pm
  • Personal tag line: Last call for Herpes!
  • Message board posts: 319

About Sporkicus

I'm a writer, mostly professional experience, writing copy or editing marketing boring shit.(I really like non-fiction comedy... kinda like cracked.com but not batshit insane. [www.elephant-plasma.blogspot.com]

Yes, that is a giant mechanical bear attacking the Flatiron Building. Yes, it happened. Don't believe me? Well, I suppose you have no reason to, other than my word, my word is good enough for you, isn't it?

One more thing...
"It is a violation of our terms of service to upload images
depicting hate speech, nudity, explicit content, violence, offensive material, or copyrighted images"

Basically, Cracked.com violates Cracked.com.
I can't tell if that's over the top amazing, or mildly retarded. I'll get back to you on that.

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