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  • Real Name: SoCoolAZ
  • Location: Phoenix, AZ
  • Member Since: March 16th, 2009 07:39 am
  • Last Seen: May 22nd, 2009 10:39 am
  • Personal tag line: What goes up, must shoot juice.
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About SoCoolAZ

Put your arms around me babe,
Can’t you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
’cause I’m about to begin
Lovin’ you.

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

You see that shampoo bottle? now, stick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend’s dick and how big it was.
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

-- Excerpts from Medium Pace, Adam Sandler


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