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  • Real Name: Spencer G
  • Location: SLC, Utah
  • Member Since: August 19th, 2009 12:23 pm
  • Last Seen: August 16th, 2013 10:12 am
  • Personal tag line: Do you have "Barrel of Monkeys?" The first one was delicious.
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About Smog55

You're right cracked, I was busy masturbating. Learn to knock. (see because if you don't write anything here it makes a joke about you being too busy masturbating, get it?"


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