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  • Real Name: Sliq_Swayze
  • Location: Somewhere, not too sure where exactly.
  • Member Since: September 16th, 2009 05:54 am
  • Last Seen: April 29th, 2015 01:05 am
  • Personal tag line: I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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About Sliq_Swayze

Things that taste like chicken usually require a sacrifice; a missing leg, a punctured lung and sorts, you get the idea. Why the hell go through all that trouble when the fucking thing's gonna taste just like chicken anyway? That's fucking stupid.

If I'm gonna go out on a limb (very possibly for the very last time at that) to catch a crocodile, alligator or a snake, it better damn well taste different from chicken that's all.


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