Things that taste like chicken usually require a sacrifice; a missing leg, a punctured lung and sorts, you get the idea. Why the hell go through all that trouble when the fucking thing's gonna taste just like chicken anyway? That's fucking stupid.
If I'm gonna go out on a limb (very possibly for the very last time at that) to catch a crocodile, alligator or a snake, it better damn well taste different from chicken that's all.
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