SkyPork

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  • Real Name: SkyPork
  • Location: Tempe, AZ
  • Member Since: April 7th, 2009
  • Last Seen: January 30th, 2014 11:51 pm
  • Personal tag line: I prefer tag curves to tag lines
  • Message board posts: 12

About SkyPork

I'm tall. I like things that are funny. I write short stories. I'm often distracted by shiny objects. I cook like a friggin' ninja. That is all.

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