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  • Real Name: SkyPork
  • Location: Tempe, AZ
  • Member Since: April 7th, 2009 11:27 am
  • Last Seen: September 4th, 2016 10:42 pm
  • Personal tag line: I prefer tag curves to tag lines
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About SkyPork

I'm tall. I like things that are funny. I write short stories. I'm often distracted by shiny objects. I cook like a friggin' ninja. That is all.


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