I really am busy masturbating half the time. It's because I have a fear I'll never get laid ever again, because I decided I am re-virginized. And who wants to die a revirgin? I come from a desolate city of New Bedford, in Massachusetts, home of 3 of about 7 sports teams in America anyone actually cares about. I'm 20 years old, going through a mid-life crisis because in another 20 years I'll probably still be a douche bag on the internet. I go to college and slack off every day.
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