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  • Real Name: Simplish
  • Location: North Carolina, and not enjoying it.
  • Member Since: January 16th, 2008 09:20 pm
  • Last Seen: November 18th, 2009 03:32 pm
  • Personal tag line: Don't worry! The burning sensation just means you're going to meet God!
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About Simplish

Videogamer, Reader, and over all asshole to those of an intolerably fad following nature. Also of note, has the ability to go from epicly amazing to the world's most idiotic human being in less than a thousandth of a second.


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