SimianCosmonaut

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  • Real Name: SimianCosmonaut
  • Location: A Whale's Vagina
  • Member Since: July 31st, 2012
  • Last Seen: October 16th, 2014 5:07 pm
  • Personal tag line: In space, no one can hear you masturbating furiously.
  • Message board posts: 1

About SimianCosmonaut

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am more about the children.

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