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  • Real Name: SimianCosmonaut
  • Location: A Whale's Vagina
  • Member Since: July 31st, 2012 04:25 pm
  • Last Seen: November 23rd, 2014 08:46 am
  • Personal tag line: In space, no one can hear you masturbating furiously.
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